put someone to bed

to have sexual intercourse with someone before their bedtime, and not join them to bed at that same time (but at a later time)

Hello all, I'm back in the game; Sorry I had to put someone to bed / put the missus to bed (if you know what I mean)

by CatAlexei September 7, 2017

outting someone

To expose someone’s sexual orientation or gender identity without their consent; usually in the sense of the person “coming out” or revealing they are transgender or of a non heterosexual orientation

1: hey did u know person a was gay?

2: yeah that bitch person b outed them in the group chat last night

1: outed?
2: yeah they told everyone that person a was gay
1: dude outting someone is never cool

by Hur hur hur chocolate February 9, 2020

Missing someone

you think you miss a person but really you are just missing the routine of being around the person you miss the feeling they gave you nor actually the person themselves and that is why we often make the mistake of going back to the same person only to find ourselves feeling more and more miserable..

someone- are you still #missing someone

you- nah.. i just miss the memories not the person

by snakegirl150 September 27, 2020

to can someone

to can someone, or to be can, means to fire someone from their job.

I met Max today and he was seeing red, I think that he was canned.(to can someone).

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 8, 2006

sip someone's coffee

Stick a straw in a butthole and suck the diarrhea out

Dude I just sip someone's coffee and it was quite delicious.

by Bill Pat November 11, 2013

eating someone's doritos

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016