Reseason

Putting food on the grill without cleaning it from previous uses.

Person 1: This steak is good!
Person 2: I reseasoned it.

Person 1: (spits it out) What is that, a skittle??
Person 3: This steak tastes like catfish!!

by Darose February 6, 2010

Resentble

For when a comment meme or phrase or anything leave you feeling personally attacked because you relate so much to it

"I resentble this it's so me"

by IAMTHECAKE September 8, 2018

Internet Research

Code for cracking one off when you're meant to be studying

"I'll just be in my room doing some internet research." fap fap fap

by Dodgyisdave April 4, 2011

cancer research

a charity

have you heard of cancer research?
yeah!

by zoopoo February 17, 2015

Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 30, 2017

Aidan, Daniel, and Rebekah

three people who are making fun of peoples names on urban dictionary. somehow, aidan likes to give gum, ethan is doing math like a weirdo. random people are joining in on our conversation.

Aidan, Daniel, and Rebekah are chewing gum in math class. But Rebekah wants flavored gum. She also wants peach rings.

by _always_tired_ March 3, 2022

Reserection

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.

(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."

by blunts all day May 21, 2011