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single mother lover

Term for a bloke who deliberately goes after single mums, on account of their low self esteem, gaping open fannies, and expectation of being shit on repeatedly - started by Patrick from the Logans, on their single - SingleMotherLover
He's a right fucking single mother lover, as soon as he see's the buggy his fucking eyes light up
by Don Logan August 15, 2006
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motherfluffer

Listen Jimmy, you motherfluffer, im not fluffin' around. Give me back my stuffed giraffe.
by tpain_cool May 10, 2011
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mother in law

the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.
If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.
by Splish Splash October 2, 2003
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teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut
She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.
by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009
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mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift
i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them
by tha truth teller May 18, 2006
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snakes on a mother fucking plane

The excited way of describing one of the most hyped movies of the summer, Snakes on a Plane. Used by Samuel L. Jackson in an interview with Jon Stewart.
by ahdeesan August 19, 2006
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sexy mother fucker

refering to an attractive person. someone who is extremely hot. someone you want to do the second you lay eyes on them.
erin-looks at a emo boy-" DAMN THAT IS ONE SEXY MOTHER FUCKER"
taylor-looks over-" DAMN STRAIGHT"
by Tzzayylorr August 8, 2006
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