mustache fart

When a girl queefs while you are eating out her fuzzy lumpkin.

oh baby, you like that? ew what was that?! did you just mustache fart on me?!

by ihgeig February 24, 2009

Mississippi Mustache

To cover someone's face in a mask with only the mouth exposed. The person's is then shat on to leave a thick brown outline around their mouth similar to blackface lips.

Jamaal got a Mississippi Mustache but no one really noticed

by burrs August 23, 2011

egyptian mustache

While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".

Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.

by vagrantvix January 27, 2007

banana mustache

peeling off the condom after sex using the girls nostrils and upper lip.

"Daaaaamn Latoya! Yous got a creamy banana mustache!!!

by Stuart Milton August 25, 2008

Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

French Mustache

At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.

Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch

by Kevin Sandusky March 10, 2011

MustacheCore

Abbriviated xMUSTACHExCOREx or simply mxc
1. Used when something is too hardcore to be called hardcore and must move up to an even better word.

2. Also to be used when you see a man (or ugly woman) with an intense mustache that likes, preforms in or is at at super duper hardcore show.

1. cool doood: hey douchebag,did you see that sick nasty nollie bigflip? it was totally mustachecore!
fag: fo sho!
2. another cool d00d: hey i saw this guy at mcdonalds wearing a liferuiner shirt and he had a crazycool handlebar mustache like muthafuckin hulk hogan!!. he'sprobably part of the next XXXmustacheXXcoreXXX band.

by xgingerkidx August 5, 2009