When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"
Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.
by BootiePoker January 26, 2024
Get the Dirty Matt Mclaughlin mug.A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.
The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.
by Va-JJ June 27, 2025
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