assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

Bowl of tens

A way of describing the time, or telling someone how long something will take.

When it is nearing the hour:

Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

OR

Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

by Henrix September 5, 2008

ten goods

The maximum number of "goods" you can give when someone exclaims "How good is it?!"

Guy: Mate, did you see insert random movie here? How good is it?!

Other guy: It was ten goods!

by Ken_ December 24, 2007

ten one

the smartest class ever at holy spirit catholic college Lakemba

teacher one: ten one is the noisiest class in the school
teacher two: I know they don't shut up
teacher three: starting the next lesson they sit next to people they don't speak to

by anthony the thexy May 13, 2019

Negative ten

When someone's so incredibly ugly they fall into the negative integer range.

Girl 1: do you think Rudy is hot? Tell me the truth!!!!
Girl 2: hot....are you kidding.....he's a certified negative ten in my book.

by Modern holistic June 14, 2016

number ten

A Jewish person.
For someone who knows how to count to ten in Japanese.

Lots of number ten people live in Williamsburg.

by Biggus August 29, 2006

ten to two

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'

Look at that Ten to Two over there.

by odfhfosidhfodifhsdoif sdofhsdofisdhfosdh May 11, 2007