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Hulu and hump 

-SIMILAR to the saying "Netflix and chill", "Hulu and hookup", "Amazon and anal, etc."

The act of "watching" Hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having sexual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . Typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , sexual intercourse , part of the night.
♂JOEY: (* in a deep sexually suggestive tone*) "Yo Nicole! Got plans for tonight?"
NICOLE: "Heyyy Joeyyy! I don't think so... whats up??"
♂JOEY: "Wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on Hulu or something?"
NICOLE: (*flirtatiously smiling*) "I'd deff be down for some Hulu... pick me up around 7:30 tonight?"
♂JOEY: "Sweet! I'll be there at 7:30... you better be ready for me.." (*he smiles and winks at her*)
NICOLE: "Oh, I'll definitely be ready!"

**Nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.**

Joey was certain she wanted to do more than JUST watch a Hulu film...

she wanted to Hulu and hump his brains out.

**Joey waves goodbye. He immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a

fresh box of condoms for the film later.**
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Trump'n'hump 

This is a sexual act in which a man inhales crushed orange tic tacs that are placed on the buttock of a Slavic model, and posts mysoginistic comments on Twitter during or immediately before the encounter.
I met this model yesterday, and I asked her if she wanted to Trump'n'Hump
Trump'n'hump by Cheek_and_sarcasm November 10, 2016
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corpse hump 

In an online FPS game, to stand over the warm corpse of your opponent and repeately squat up and down in a display of dominance. This activity is usually accompanied by screaming something such as "You are owned, biach! How do you like that shit, fucker! Huh! Huh!" Ideally, this childish display of bravado ends abruptly with a sniper shot to the humpers head.
"Mom, you're messin' me up! Now CaptainUnderpants is corpse humping me! Get me some fuckin' chocolate milk!"

humpty hump 

Alias of Greg Jacobs, former lead of the Digital Underground, best known for their 1990 hit "The Humpty Dance". Best known for his wearing of a fake nose and glasses during performances for comic effect, and would often refer to this in his raps.
"Hey, remember that video by Humpty Hump where he said he was big like a pickle?"

"I always wondered what happened to Humpty Hump after the 90s. Why did he wear that thing on his nose anyway?"
humpty hump by Alfred Bundy September 19, 2009

ghetto hump 

girl with a big ass in tight fitting jeans,pants,or skirt
"Did you see the ghetto hump on that girl, you could bounce a quarter off it"
ghetto hump by Irish_celtic_mike November 11, 2006
to hump another while wearing clothing, mimicking sexual intercourse
I dry humped her last night, so maybe I'll get the real thing tonight!
Dry hump by King Shit January 18, 2003

1/5 hump reverbiration

When you are doing it doggie style, and you make her lay down, while you are still inserted, and have her perch her butt in the air a little bit, and go at it like that.
"1/5 hump reverbiration is the best position ever, its like doggie, laying down"