Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

The Gooch

1. Name of a bully who used to bother Arnold from the sit-com, "Different Strokes".

2. Nickname for James Giugliano, a person who used to bully people in the same fashion.

"Watch out for the gooch son!"

by kilo June 4, 2003

Gooch Face

1. Someone who has a really bad, fugly face which obviously looks like a gooch. ( mainly gingers ).
2. Someone whos face somewhat reminds you of a gooch.
3. Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly and Fugly.

1. " Wow dude she has a GOOCH FACE! "
2. " Holy cow Ms Olds has a GOOCH FACE! "
3. " GOOCH FACE, GOOCH FACE! "

by Legally Quiffe June 29, 2009

The Gooch

17 Millet St

Home of the original Goochers. (not some shitty imitation)

"Awesome party at the Gooch last night, Boongers hooked up with some dude and Jadly smashed a bitch"

by Ldizzles January 23, 2013

gohphobia

Fear of the "Gates Of Hell" crew.

He was diagnosed with gohphobia after fighting them - kaskhet

by kaskhet October 20, 2023

gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.

"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."

by ExxM4rine August 25, 2007

Gooch Bunny

noun Tiny microscopic bunnies which feed on hair and sweaty, moist skin. These bunnies often irritate the gooch and cause rashes. They multiply extremely quickly and tend to nibble.

The Gooch Bunny was chewing on my chode, it hurt like hell.

by BlackJaX June 2, 2003