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feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.
Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"
by UntamedFox October 12, 2017
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Folding Pizza Boxes

When you get a blowjob in the back of a pizza restaurant
We're gonna be folding pizza boxes at Rusty's
by 4FUKsakes December 14, 2017
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folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
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feeding the driver

When a guy is drilling a bitch from behind and his best bro is feeding him chicken wings as he drills his bitch
“Bro, last night, Jason and Cheryl were goin at it and I had to be feeding the driver all night.”
by BigRichardRick June 12, 2018
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Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.
"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."
by Yabagoot June 16, 2018
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Feeding the wildlife

Masturbation while inside a hammock or tent.
by Crewdawg368 July 24, 2018
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Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".
She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.
by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018
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