feltch farmer

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!

Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???

by vinny125125 November 5, 2010

ass farmer

someone who's ass is growing

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!

by Pickles McDoody October 5, 2010

Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

by GangstaCrizzab June 20, 2007

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.

Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!

by josh_farmer December 1, 2010

Farmer John

Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.

It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!

by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006

Goat Farmer

Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.

Alex is such a goat Farmer...

by Banana69 January 30, 2009

Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009