a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
by bittereagle March 6, 2010
Get the douche-fairy mug.a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.
Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."
by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 5, 2010
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A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.
by BrookieF August 4, 2010
Get the mulch fairy mug.One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.
by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011
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Get the finger fairy mug.A girl with a large booty. She is perfect in her boyfriends eyes. She defines beauty and is an example of #gfgoals. The tooth fairy blessed her with a perfect smile. She is most likely seen with her boyfriend patrick.
by Patty_boyy January 3, 2017
Get the plum fairy mug.Blown out of the mouth, sweet fairy kisses are a way of pleasure and are blown at the cock and taters region
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