A private, college preparatory boarding schools for men and women in grades 6-12. Located in Melbourne, Florida it is in close proximity to the Atlantic Ocean.
by AlumnusofFAA July 14, 2009
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by katharine? March 15, 2008
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A state that used to be cool but now just sucks total ass. All the leftists moved out there and now it's like California. Florida is where Millennial yuppies go to work and pretend to be VIP. Only the old retired population votes right-wing. It is growing fast, faster than Georgia; and the Millennials will soon make it a Pinko-Marxist shithole. You thought California or Seattle was arrogant? Floridians are becoming arrogant as fuck, too. Also, the traffic is horrible. A lot of people are dying in car accidents out there.
Florida used to be a really cool laid-back state. Now it's filled with arrogant liberal entitled snobs from all over. Who just move out there to party and impress people with their fake superficial lives. Casey Anthony. Tampa is the worst city, they are all perverts and sleep around.
by Abraham's Adversary June 21, 2018
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by Steve Spurrier June 30, 2004
Get the Florida State University mug.Florida man is a person who lives in Florida, loves to steal alligators, and does the weirdest shit in humanity, including the US state of Florida. They can do things from buying liquor with alligators, to beating the shit out of people in DOOM cosplay.
Person one: Hey did you that Florida Man who got arrested for stealing a alligator and scaring the shit of of people?
Person two: Who is Florida Man?
Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
Person two: Who is Florida Man?
Person one: Are you that stupid? It's literally in the name dude.
by Chompie021 October 15, 2021
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by jman1948 March 6, 2014
Get the Eastern Florida State College mug.A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.
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