Driftwood

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

by DCE1511 June 20, 2019

Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

Drity edog

It when u dont were a condom and u cum in her and get her pregnant and takes care of the baby

I did a drity edog and now she 12weeks old

by Ron2k40for_president May 14, 2020

drift the plane

lol idk the def

just drift the plane

by miata real November 21, 2020

Driftmas

Driftmas: Going out with the boys, drifting, doing donuts, being retards out in parking lots and roads. All in your absolute shitbox beater on Christmas Eve/Christmas, usually in Canada.

Ah yee, Driftmas as was absolute shitshow! So many of the boys curbed themselves and one even put ‘imslef in a ditch, eh?

by _.mehoyminoy._ December 26, 2020

DripTank

Thise around this man may have strong drip but he know just how strong his own drip is and his own drip feeds off of the other making himself stronger than before. These people are also known as champions of the drip.

EX: The scout corps sure have drip but Bertholdt and Reiner are DripTanks.

by Doopi.... January 6, 2021

drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.

"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"

by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021