Smoke Cock

Smoking Cock was defined as 1000 times gayer than sucking cock by one of the most respected Counter Strike Source players Nigga Jones.

Do you smoke cock all day?

by potato chips August 4, 2009

smoke up

verb. (trans.) to share cannabis with one or more people

"Hey, we smoke brad up all the time but he never buys-it's bullshit!"

by Ganja Man June 18, 2005

Smoke Two Joints

1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.

by Mikitira September 5, 2008

smoke eater

The term "smoke eater" is commonly used to refer to a firefighter.

Firefighters are smoke eaters.

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

smoke show

A word used to describe a sereously hot girl (must not be overused and abused on medeocarly hot woman!)

"Man that girl is a fucking smoke show!"

by Laurier Little House B3 January 3, 2005

Pop Smoke

get out, away, off as fast as you can. military term for means of being extracted from a situation.

Oh my God, she didn't look that ugly last night, too much Vodka I guess. I need to pop smoke!

by leadthrower August 24, 2006

Smoke em if you got em

When there is an unavoidable delay in an activity, some people will say "smoke 'em if you got 'em" as a way of saying "this is going to take a while to fix, so you might as well do something other than just wait (like taking a smoke break)".

After Joe's car broke down on the deserted country road, he called a tow truck and told his passengers "Smoke em if you got em".

by hogarth June 14, 2006