smodem 

There is 2 different Smodems: an interjection and a noun.

The interjection comes from the word "smote," and it is like the slang term burn, but it is never a verb. (not capitalized)
You cannot say "oh, u just smodemed him"
but if someone "burns" someone else, you could say "oh, smodem" and it would be preferable if you could slap a table at the time.

For the noun, (CAPITALIZED)
The Smodem is what you want it to be. It's powers can be used for good or for awesome. But when is is evil, it can take many different forms, but it is limited as described by a wise member of the fellowship of the smodem.
"A Smodem is hard to describe. Here try this description out for size. Have you ever been on a motor boat. as you are cruising along and you look back at the boats trail. Its like that but the Smodem is as big as a your left arm. it is not round but flat. it doesn't float in the air but crawls on the ground."
Beware, for the Smodem can poses many things/beings such as our dads, or sea creatures, or even the food on ****** ****'s lunch tray. Don't be deceived, but also don't be to sensitive, and take heart in the fact that the fellowship of the Smodem has overcome and will truly know if there is a Smodem or an imposter.
Few people have seen the smodem, but there is sensible and even tangible evidence all around us.

May the Smodem be with you,
-john rood aka jfreak-

smodem by akajfreak July 30, 2008

smodeu 

You were probably trying to do the tik Tok thing with asmodeus from obey me shall we date if that the case then it mean a beautiful queen/king that can do anything they put their mind too

That person is such a smodeu

smodeu by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021

spodeman 

1)A dude who consantly talks about or refers to sexual acts or encounters. 2)A dude who thinks he is unmatched in his sexual prowess. 3) A dude who thinks any woman is fair game sexually.

Ted: Did you meet Stephan at the party last night?

James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.

Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.

spodeman by toda February 8, 2007

Smoleman 

The relationship between Doctor Who actors Matt Smith and Jenna Coleman and the act of shipping them together either platonically or romantically.

I ship Smoleman so hard.

Smoleman by ohhmystarss February 2, 2015

Me smokem skinbone 

When a Native American women tells you that she likes giving blow jobs.

When I snuck into her teepee , she immediately untied my buckskin pants and held my cock by her lips as she looked up to me and said me smokem skinbone.

Me smokem skinbone by Goesph October 2, 2021

Me Smokem skinbone 

When a Native American tells you they are gonna suck your cock.

The big fat Squaw pushed me backwards into her teepee after along night of drinking spirit water and ripped down my buckskin pants and pulled my cock out as she rubbed it across her lips and looked up at me and said me smokem skinbone and proceeded to sucking my cock

Me Smokem skinbone by Goesph October 3, 2021

smokemon 

A spoof of pokemon where the characters get high all the time.

Smokemon is funny.

smokemon by No identity June 23, 2003