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1) Anne Bancroft's character in The Graduate.
2) A wonderful song by Simon and Garfunkel.
3) A term used to describe an older woman who likes to seduce younger men (ex. Stifler's mom in American Pie)
1) I just watched The Graduate this weekend and I loved that seduction scene between Ben and Mrs. Robinson!
2) Mrs. Robinson is one of my favorite Simon and Garfunkel songs.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey
3) Jake's mom is such a Mrs. Robinson, she tried to seduce me when I came over to do our science project!
by Mikitira July 9, 2006
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A really good song by the punk band The Ramones.
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Just put me in a wheelchair
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
by Mikitira July 13, 2006
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The 1967 classic starring Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, and Katherine Ross. The Graduate is about a recent college graduate (Hoffman) who is seduced by the wife (Bancroft) of his father's business partner, then ends up falling in love with her daughter (Ross). Anne Bancroft's character became one of the most famous characters in movie history, Mrs. Robinson. The popular song "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel was used in the movie.

It was based on a book by Charles Webb with the same title written in 1963.
The Graduate is one of the best films that came out of the 60's.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.
by Mikitira July 9, 2006
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The Kinsey scale attempts to measure sexual orientation, from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual). It was first published in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) by Alfred Kinsey, Wardell Pomeroy and others, and was also prominent in the complementary work Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953).

Here's the scale:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
Beth likes to have sex with men and women. I guess that would make her around a 3 on the Kinsey Scale?
by Mikitira July 10, 2006
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1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
by Mikitira July 13, 2006
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A talented actress who first became recognized for her role in the 1968 horror movie, Rosemary's Baby. She's also been in other movies such as Alice, Another Woman, Hannah and Her Sisters, and The Purple Rose of Cairo. Recently, she was in The Omen. She was in 13 of Woody Allen's films.

She had many kids, 10 who were adopted. She had children from her relationship to Woody Allen and was the former step-mother to Frank Sinatra's three kids (one of which was older than her). Her history with all these children is often made fun of in pop culture on such shows as Family Guy.
Mia Farrow was first noticed in Rosemary's Baby. It was by far her best film!

Damn, Mia Farrow sure had an obsession with kids.
by Mikitira July 13, 2006
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