The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast
food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked
pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in
long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.
Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh
dad!