Mumph

An embarrassingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. All too common during Movember, the Mumph Munth.

Howard: "Don't you mock my moustache. It's taken me over a month to grow."
Vince: "A mumph?!?"

- The Mighty Boosh

by Mumpher October 3, 2013

Murph

To Squirt onto a persons face, laugh at them, and walk away.

Claud murphed me pretty nasty with the sun tan lotion the other day.

by WCS May 8, 2006

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

bleeding gums murphey

Someone whos gums are over exposed constantly but alot worse when smiling or having a laugh

"jesus christ look at that bleeding gums murphey muppet!"

by murphey gums April 4, 2009

Murph

One who is negative or pescimistic. (Abbreviated for Murphys Law stating all that can go wrong will go wrong suggesting that a Murph abbides by this rule.)

Man the glass is always half empty with Sharon.
Yea Shes a total Murph.

by ognjen October 5, 2005

Mulhall

An "outsider". Someone your group of friends knows but doesn't like to include in anything because he/she isn't liked

Don't invite Johnny to the bar, he's such a Mulhall

by Ryan Mu March 21, 2009

murph

One who would rather stalk a girl and become best friends forever with her, than hang out with his friends

"Why isnt Bob sitting with us" "He's being a murph with that smut over there"

by Snyder September 25, 2005