Mulched

to destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just life in general.Also can be used to describe how fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in the future.

Dude i got so mulched last night" or " Wow, you just got totally mulched by that brick shit house

by Weebls Wobble March 3, 2011

mulched

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.

Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.

by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017

mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 27, 2010

mulched

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 3, 2003

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.

eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.

by woeisme May 27, 2006

Milched

Past tense. To have been under the impression or to have been without knowledge of the true sexual orientation or identity of an individual whom you are sexually or romantically interested.

"I was talking to this girl; I thought we had a real connection but I got milched! It turns out she's a lesbian."

"I was making out with this guy and I discovered that he was really a woman. Boy, I got milched!"

by G.H. Besus Christ March 25, 2008