12 definitions by The voice of the common cock

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

by The voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

crasian

A hybrid between the words crazy and Asian, often have spiked hair and occasionally wear neon goggles.

dude that crasian just ran head first into that wall and ran away with his head bleeding! Classic crasian.

by The voice of the common cock August 19, 2010

stinky fuck doodle

when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.

dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.

by The voice of the common cock August 18, 2010

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by The voice of the common cock September 27, 2010

Dream Fucker

A person, often an ass hole, that tells you something that makes your dreams seem more out of reach and almost impossible to achieve.

Aaron: "Next year I'm going to NYFA to become a movie director!"

Peter: "Do you actually think you could make a movie even close to as good as Inception?"

Ash: "Dude, don't be a dream fucker!"

by The voice of the common cock September 21, 2010

Butt-out!

A hunter's tool used, after the deer is dead, to pull the butt hole inside-out then cut it off. Some hunters keep the butt hole and tie it on a neckless or bracelet. Legend has it that the real men swallow the butt hole.

Aaron- "Hey bro, can I borrow your Butt-out! this deer's got a tight ass."

Rich- "Sure thing"

by The voice of the common cock December 14, 2010

the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by The voice of the common cock September 28, 2010