gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 14, 2005

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

by TammyTime1991 November 04, 2010

Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010

Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 21, 2024

Retail Thursday

Shopping and spending day for those who get paid on a Wednesday

Got paid time for a good old fashioned retail Thursday

by OldDogg November 03, 2020

Thursday night steak

When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.

Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard”

by Fhsbdndhdbdndj December 11, 2018

Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.

I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.

by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015