Jizz Burger

The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.

Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"

Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"

by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011

Jizz Artist

The act of creatively positioning your ejaculation on a partner's face/chest/lower back

Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper

by Robby Raikes May 15, 2006

Jizz Bullet

When blowing your load your jizz shoots your victim with punishing force.

i just shot a foot long jizz bullet and it got in her eye... she loved it.

by Jiggsbe April 19, 2009

Jizzamon

The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.

Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.

by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010

Pussy Jizz

The substance from the vagina when a woman gets wet (she's aroused). Will commonly run down the shaft of your cock.

John: Yo, so how was Stacy last night?

Tim: She was a squirter man. She shot that Pussy Jizz everywhere.

by ablamasta289 March 31, 2009

Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.

"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Coon Jizz

The act of Gleeking purposly on peoples faces with the upsidedown hand mask on your face. Due to the apparent racoon like face you will have when doing the coon Jizz

Nick aka thecoon:THE COON STRIKES AGAIN

Dr. Monicle: DAMMIT THE COON HOW DARE YOU SOIL ON MY FACE WITH THAT ACCURSED COON JIZZ

by Dr. Monicle August 3, 2010