Jizza 

Jizza is slang for the realest city in Norway. Jizza is short for Jessheim and is soon to be the capital of Norway.

Yo dawg where u from?

Im straight outta Jizza son.

Jizza by Alexrichi August 26, 2008

Jizza 

When you jizz on a pizza.

I jacked off last night, shot my load on the pizza and made Jamie eat it. Dude, pizza and jizz? JIZZA!

Jizza by MisterGreen January 16, 2011

Jizza 

to be fly, better than the rest, the best, cool, etc.

Your the man, you own the game.

Look at that Jizza ballin it up out there.

Jizza by The Disturber May 8, 2008

jizza 

a respected movie and music pirate in the underground scene, his work can be found everywhere in the piracy scene

Tom: "Hey Homey where did you get the new Ironman from? It's not even in theatres yet!"
Bob: "I got the hookup from my main man JiZZA!"

jizza by thewhitestniggayoueverseen420 January 9, 2009

Jizza 

Jizza is a name that only I can use unless you ask me. I invented Jizza

Jizza is my best friend.

Jizza by Ming the dumbass November 26, 2020

jizza 

Jewish pIZZA= JIZZA. its that kosher knock off pizza that tastes like crap but you have to eat if youre getting a slice coke and fries for only $4. Usually found in highly populated jewish neighborhoods such as midwood area on ave j and ocean parkway in brooklyn

mike: what'd you have for lunch today

matt: i was starving so i had to settle for some jizza, you just cant beat the special

jizza by mhornets October 11, 2007

jizza 

when your tongue goes numb from giving oral sex

i got the meanest jizza from her pussy dawg

jizza by jwaff January 22, 2017