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Jdizz is the main character of New York City who will challenge all the dayroom mfs and rizz up your girl
Jdizz is in fortnite
Jdizz by Epics Games Jdizz Lore October 2, 2022
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Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.
Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.
Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016

Jizz Brick 

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.
I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.
Jizz Brick by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

jizz jingle 

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.
And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!
jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

Jizz Pig 

A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.
We gonna make that cheese eating piggy our jizz pig
Jizz Pig by Jizz Maestro September 30, 2016

Quiz Jizz 

n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.
Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.
Quiz Jizz by VictoBenko March 31, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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