2 definitions by Robby Raikes

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The act of creatively positioning your ejaculation on a partner's face/chest/lower back
Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper
by Robby Raikes May 04, 2006
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When receiving fellatio and your partner unintentionally covers your penis hole with their tongue at the moment of ejaculation, causing extreme jizz backup and pain.
Last night I was getting some dome off that new slut in town Suzy and that slore caused a jizz dam of epic proportions.
by Robby Raikes May 04, 2006
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