Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

shot board

A part of a body where agreed for a guy to cum on.

Hey, shot board? Ok?

by Xero9 August 26, 2023

Cuchie Board

Formally known as a 'Reverse Gangbang', the 'Cuchie Board' is when many cuchies share one cock

"Did you hear how lucky Jason was? He had a vast array on his Cuchie Board last night!"

by Fier_Renard September 9, 2023

wobble board

A musical instrument created by entertainer Rolf Harris that consists of a masonite board or any other hardboard material.

girl: "What is your one talent?"
ghetto mf: "I can play the wobble board."

by among us sussy balls lmao September 16, 2023

cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Full Boat

You being everything, and anyone with you.

A human tried to break into my house, I Went Full Boat. I need a new wall, and that human does need to be sprayed off my property.

by Mek! October 13, 2023

unbalanced boat

When two people or more all have the same thoughts or opinions but don't recognize that the other person or people has the same as them.

Person A and Person B both likes apples. But Person B made it seems like bananas are better. So Person A and Person B began quarrelling even though both of them have the same opinion. Which makes them on an unbalanced boat.

by ThankoX2 October 18, 2023