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pittsfield high school 

location: east street pittsfield massachusetts.

description of school: the class offerings are better than the other pittsfield high schools. they are ranked 3rd in massachusetts for AP classes. but on the other hand almost half of the students fail the yearly test known the MCAS. all the teachers have sticks shoved up their asses. some of the teachers may be on some of the drugs that students participate in. but overall the academics of the school are good.

sports: most phs sports suck.

football- filled with gay assholes who admit to having small dicks and they cant even win a single game yet they walk around like they own the school.
soccer: run by the spanish teacher who likes to think he's the hue heffner of pittsfield. his soccer team who he has so much passion for sucks ass.

cheerleaders: ghetto.

students: the student population is very diverse. consisting of the mexicans who are about 50% of the population. everyone else is white and then there are few blacks and asians but most blacks go to the other high school in pittsfeild known as taconic. the white students are ghetto and poor and the ones who arent are considered filthy rich even though theyre really not. the students also have ABSOLUTELY NO SCHOOL SPIRIT. its terrible. most students participate in some sort of drug or alcoholic substance. they are either getting high or drunk every weekend but theyre parties are almost usually crashed by the cops.
"hey i go to pittsfield high school!"
"oh really? you can you hook me up with a mexican or maybe some pot?!"
"oh yeah defnitely! want to get drunk with me too this weekend?!"
"yeaah man! we such BAMF's!"
"hell yeah!"

Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.
"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

Degrassi Junior High 

A follow up of the show "The Kids of Degrassi Street". Degrassi Junior High is an 80's Canadian show filmed in Toronto; about teens dealing with issues of drugs, sex/pregnancy, family abuse, dating, shop lifting, and other coming of age issues. The episodes are usually dramatic and hilarious at the same time. This also spawned another great show “Degrassi High” and a TV movie “Degrassi: Schools Out” and a less creative show “Degrassi: Next Generation”. This show had some funny lines such as You broomhead!
One of the maddest shows ever!!!

Manchester High School (CT) 

1) Just like any other fuck-ass high school: air conditioning only in the new "freshman wing" (though they deserve it the least) no heating in the portable classrooms that constantly reek of mold, and almost all the bathrooms are locked at any given time.

Known for a major gang fight that got many students and parents very pissed off because the principal would not tell anyone the truth about what happened. (He was placed on leave soon after)
The school has no notable sports yet worships them anyway, giving them a good few pages of articles in their "newspaper"; while award winning music groups and other clubs are lucky to get mention.

2) A school where the minority is white.

3) A place where you're more likely to get a detention for forgetting your ID card than an actual education.

4) A place besides prison where you can get routinely fucked over.
"Aw, man! I got stopped in the hallway because there was a sticker on my ID. They charged me two dollars and I missed half my class. When I finally got there my teacher gave me a detention for being late!"
"That's Manchester High School (CT) for ya"

Teacher:"Manchester High School (CT) pride!"
Student:"Can I go to the bathroom?" *Leaves and does not come back*

Deering High School 

A school in Portland, Maine mainly composed of your stereotypical cliques, and full of complete douchebags you will want to punch in the balls (you know who you are). Also spends 500 bucks a year on every other club while 20k a year on football. Bought us all laptops to use, which made us harder hit than the national debt, but who cares. Everyone abuses the privilege playing call of duty on them. Not all bad because some kids there sell good weed.

If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.
8th grader: yo man when we graduate lets go to deering high school together.

8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.

8th grader: sounds good.
Deering High School by nooba-li-cious November 14, 2011

Smithson Valley High School 

Where tobacco chewing, big truck driving, boot wearing, cow raising hicks go to school.
See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.