George Washington 

First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.

Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!

George Washington by Glastonbury Dex August 5, 2007

george washington surprise 

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"

Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.

george washington surprise by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007

Port Washington 

A very isolated rich waterfront town on the wealthy north shore in Nassau County, Long Island. Only 45 mins from NYC also,known as the capital of the world. Port is the most diverse ethnicaly town compare,to other north shore towns like; Manhasset, Great Neck, Roslyn etc etc. Very wealthy, a lot,of rich people and old money in this town. Many,movies and scenes has been shot here like; The Great Gatsby, The Wolf of wall street, meet the fosters, and The Godfather just to name a few.Very calm and quiet. Theres a lot of Lanborghinis, Mazeratis, Ferraris, Porche, Bmw, Mercedes, and Fancy antique cars strolling all,over town once the weather warms up. Great School District. Schreiber High school is the 118th best high school in the country. a lot of fun teachers that grew up here in port. Very funny and actually,knows how to keep the class go by fast. Very passionate about learning and it,doesn't feel,like going to school,is a burden. The teachers even wrestle Once a year. The teachers are even all,over youtube. Fun yet very competitive school that has a big diverse student body that are very intelligent and usually end up attending elite ivy league schools. The middle school don't get me started! The only school in the country that banned balls. Due to many kids are getting hurt. The town even have wolves and foxes wandering around through port, and the Sands Point Preserve. Overall nice town, also known as having the best branch on the LIRR!!!.

Port Washington has a bunch of rich people that happen to work on wall street.

Port Washington by Nyerbylife February 20, 2015

Vancouver, Washington 

The downtown is okay now, thanks to a few young people building some cool stores and restauraunts, but the rest of Vancouver pretty much sucks. There are two types of people in Vancouver:

1) Smart people. These people wish they lived in Portland, but don't for one of three reasons: no income tax, gay marriage, or because they have kids and Portland Public Schools are crap. These people want light rail so they can get to Portland faster and away from people-type #2.

2) Fools. These people think Vancouver is part of Texas. They tend to love Wal-Mart and driving their cars everywhere. They refuse to recognize the fact that Portland is cool or really even that it exists. They hate change and don't want light rail.

People-type #1 tend to live in southwest Vancouver to be closer to Portland, though can be found periodically elsewhere. People-type #2 exist more commonly in northern Clark County, but you can find them spread throughout suburbia or occassionally attending rallies protesting things they don't understand.

I want light rail so I can get out of Vancouver, Washington and into Portland faster.

Vancouver, Washington by PNWdefinitioner January 21, 2013

Donezog Washington 

An individual who is finished with an act or action. used as a declaration of completion. Derived from the actor Denzel Washington.

Dude, after eating that entire pizza I'm Donezog Washington.

Looks like your car is Donezog Washington. Time to look at getting a new one.

Donezog Washington by LumberJohn December 29, 2011

George Washington Swag 

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)

I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag

George Washington Swag by Cptn. Handsome October 28, 2010

Aberdeen, Washington 

birth place and hometown of Kurt Cobain, late lead singer/guitarist/writer for the "alternative/grunge" band Nirvana.

Kurt Cobain was born in Aberdeen, Washington.

Aberdeen, Washington by Booger January 23, 2005