Swilly

The theoretical offspring of 80's wrestler Sgt. Slaughter and Rosie O'Donnell. Most commonly used to describe one who cries about everyone at every possible juncture in time yet insists that the source of the crying always comes from others. One who has the spelling skills of a four year old from a third-world country and has an infatuation with those that can easily make friends.

Friend 1- "bro do you hear all that whining"
Friend 2 - "yeah, sounds like Swilly is out and about again, sigh"

by No Time '99 July 29, 2015

Swillis

Hair that is so smooth, it is swillis.

"Dawg, that hair be so swillis. A 10 on the swillis scale!"

by swillisyfriend June 12, 2003

Swiltch

A word used to make others not want something that you have that is actually really good.

Bob: Hey, can I have some of that drink?
Frankenstein: Are you sure you want some? It's swiltch
Bob: Ewww no!

by Pat8969 September 21, 2005

Swidow

A mother or father whose son has died.

Son + Widow = Swidow

See also dwidow

Ms. Columbus was swidowed last year when her son, Christopher, died in that boating accident.

by Dr. Rob Jones August 16, 2008

swaldo

ejaculating into your face, but stopping the cum from glazing your eyes by wearing glasses.

I pulled a swaldo the other day, it was a good job i was wearing my glasses.

by corys April 10, 2009

Swindazzle

(v) 1) to fool, trick, or confuse someone by distracting then with something shiny 2) to swindle someone with flashy displays, or colorful wording

synonym:Bamboozle

First Gentleman: Salutations my good friend! Might I partake of some of those appetizing biscuits you have there?
Second Gentleman: My appologies good sir, but no. My dear Mum made these for me and I am loath to part with them.
First G: I say is that a double rainbow I spy?
Second G: Good Lord! Where?!
First G: *yoink*
Second G: Blimy! It appears that I have been swindazzled!

by Inalipoli September 8, 2010

swili

means sweet chilli sauce.
we melted the words together and came up with swili

yo pass me the swili this crill needs it

by beautyxinxthexbreakdownx June 9, 2011