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pipe stretcher

A very thicke shit. One that, when flushed, will stretch the pipes to their threshold of breaking. This often leaves the creator of the pipe stretcher feeling like he or she has just given birth.
I gotta go home and force out a mean pipe stretcher.
by Jables January 15, 2004
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Stretch

A co-worker' act of extending the duration of a business trip, at the company's expense, in order to pursue purely personal objectives, such as martini lunches, happy hours, steak dinners, golf, gambling, sporting events and generally avoiding spouse and children.
Wow, co-worker X has an impressive stretch working, he turned a four-hour business meeting into a three day trip, including, two steak dinners, some nice hangovers and a baseball game.
by MDM_1234 March 22, 2011
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STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.
WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!
by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009
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stethticle

When you are are performing a physical exam and have testicles on the brain.

stethticle= stethoscope + testicle
Nurse: "Now, I am going to use my stethticle to listen for breath sounds. Just keep taking deep breaths as I gently glide my stethticle all over your back."
by smexynurses April 20, 2010
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Strathroy

A small town located in Middlesex county, Ontario, Canada. Population of about 12,000 or so. Often referred to as "Strathvegas" because of its striking dis-similarity to Las Vegas.

Strathroy has two high schools located in the same complex, Strathroy District Collegiate Institute and Holly Cross Catholic Secondary School. Strathroy is also home to a plethora of fast food joints such as Burger King, McDonalds, Pizza Delight, Crabby Joes, and Tim Hortons.

Those wishing to visit Strathroy will find it roughly 30 minutes west of London, Ontario, just off of highway 402.
Dude! That party last night in Strathroy was totally amazing!
by Flutterderp April 3, 2012
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Strathon Bajowsky

A kid who really needs to cut his hair
Starthon, cut your fucking hair
by alias zero July 30, 2004
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stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms
Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.
by websterremixed March 14, 2005
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