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Unplug the microwave

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.
by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022
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Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
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Microwave

What your ducking dog is in :)

Don’t check….
Don’t….
by Eldbdjjsnajaak April 19, 2022
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Microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cold food now warm
I'll microwave my leftovers and eat them for lunch.
by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU January 11, 2021
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metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.
Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.
by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021
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