stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

Stale Jockey Wiper

A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."

by datdoedoe August 26, 2016

stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

by Jamaltheking February 19, 2017

staden

Staden is the type of person to always be there for you when your sad when he first meets you and becomes your friend from that point on you two will be brothers or brother and sister no matter what aslong as your by his side he will be by yours.

Staden is my brother

by Deadsoldier February 18, 2018

Stale cum

Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.

Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????

by Pharbie October 31, 2018

stalker's tango

stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.

Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good

by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022

Visual Stalker

Someone with absolutely no life, who resorts to watching the lives of other people to an increasingly obsessive level in order to amuse themselves. Usually elderly neighbours checking out the new cute kid on the block.

Johnno: Hey Robbo, coming to the game later?

Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.

Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.

by Kanyethe stalkkkkkker April 15, 2009