Ploik

The word representing the sound of the male ejaculation. Usually used to point out an attractive female.

"Man, that girl is such a PLOIK."

by Sostasheamond October 27, 2007

spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

plank

Johnny 2x4's best buddy.

Johnny:Tell a funny joke!
Plank:...............
Johnny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one buddy!
Plank:...............

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

plankerville

also known as the restroom (men's or ladies); a term used to describe a safe haven, where people can poop in peace; plankerville usually has a janitor, or a person responsible for keeping it neat.

"where's joel?" "he's sick again, and had to go to plankerville"

by tina miller March 25, 2007

planktitude

A measure or act of total stupidity.

1) It took an enormous amount of planktitude to put petrol in the fuel tank of a diesel car.

2) Walking into a closed, glass patio door would be an act of planktitude.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009

planktify

To cause something damage by an act of planktitude.

1) Jimmy didn't realise that he would planktify his pizza by leaving it in the oven too long.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009