planktify

To cause something damage by an act of planktitude.

1) Jimmy didn't realise that he would planktify his pizza by leaving it in the oven too long.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009

planktify

to cuddle with someone

last night me and her enjoyed a good planktify

by vander007 March 25, 2009

plantification

This is alot like personification, however, other than portraying objects as humans, they are portrayed as plants

'In this poem the poet uses plantification as she compares human life to the growth of a plant'

by hannah gillard November 12, 2004

plantification

The biological processes underlying the spiritual experience of normabotinacity.

The plantification started in the cells of his bones.

by Ferugualatin May 5, 2008

planktitude

A measure or act of total stupidity.

1) It took an enormous amount of planktitude to put petrol in the fuel tank of a diesel car.

2) Walking into a closed, glass patio door would be an act of planktitude.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009

Plastify

The act of laminating incredulous materials.

I'm going to plastify my fake ID.

by Dirty Bisexual January 21, 2005

planktified

Something that has been damaged or broken by an act of planktitude would be said to have been planktified.

1) Jimmy planktified his laptop when he spilt coffee on it.
2) Jessy planktified her favourite white top when she washed it with the red socks.
3) Jimmy dropped his phone in the toilet. It was totally planktified.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009