PETA simp

A P.E.T.A. simp is someone who is silly enough to fall for a vegetarian/vegan. Save the animals!

Hey! Look! There’s a PETA simp spying on someone!!!

by IHATEPETA March 19, 2022

Petaphor

A group of 2 or more pedophiles.

There is a large group of pedophiles, also known as a petaphor, meeting in our neighborhood weekly.

by RandoP July 19, 2022

Cutest little petal

Erin is the cutest little petal by definition. From the way she giggles to the way she dribbles on your arm when she sleeps. She's the cutest little petal

Erin, is the cutest little petal

by 4n0nymous March 31, 2020

PETA

The largest unified coalition of dumb blondes the world has ever seen.

Oh my god, like, we have to like, totally help all the poor cute animals who are like, totally being abused by evil scientists and stuff.

by Amall June 10, 2006

peta

The Spanish word for joint.

Smoke that peta.
Passa el peta.

by sammy davis February 18, 2005

petastus

Some one who is wearing a hat

"Bob is such a petastus"

by God September 16, 2004

petcock

To stroke the cock with a petting motion. This is typically done to make the cock stand alert.

That bitch was trying to get my attention so she pulled the ole petcock and I stood at attention immediately.

by Estes June 28, 2011