top crack

The art of wiping the top of your ass crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.

Yo, my top crack is mad good today!

by Justin22 September 8, 2006

top 2 not 2

A way to say you are #1 without saying you are #1.

Someone asks how you did at a tournament and you respond “top 2 not 2”

by runkleracks September 13, 2022

top the waffles

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

Top Jimmy

Simply The Best Van Halen song to come off the Album 1984. Top Jimmy is a song with some of Eddie Van Halens best Guitar work. About a Band in California during the 70's with the same name.

Dude Top Jimmy is the best VH song to have ever been written,

by 84tbirdturbo42 March 24, 2008

top cheese

A term used widely by hockey players describing a shot in the top corner of the net. Has different names such as bardown, a snipe or top shelf where momma keeps the cookie jar.

Figg is so sick, another snipe top cheese in OT to seal the deal.

by Figg October 2, 2007

Top Thumb

A person who is the fastest Blackberry user( or texter) in a group or organization. The designation of Top Thumb goes to the person who can reply the fastest to emails from the boss, point out errors in your messages and otherwise make mere normal mortals appear foolish and clumsy.

1. Jester is in a sales meeting and just sent his long Blackberry email he spent 1 hour thumbing explaining the last sales report. 2 seconds pass, his Blackberry tones a new email has arrived:

To: All
From : Maverick
Re: Error on Sales Report Email from Jester

Jester holsters his Blackberry and hangs his head in shame. To all those in attendance, Jester just crashed and burned. Maverick is now Top Thumb.

2. " Oh look , heres a mesage from Dave ( the boss) asking for suggestions for the new sales campaign!"

5 seconds later..." Ice Man thinks to himself: Here's my opportunity to submit the idea I discussed at the ( Blackberry tones a new email has arrived) ...F@1~&! me! Maverick already replied! With my idea! How in the f%4#& does he do that?" Damn he'll always be Top Thumb around here...."

by GFeet February 17, 2009

top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003