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Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD) 

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"
Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.
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The big speech 

Omg, he lectures me each time I see him... mind your own, and stfu.
Omg, just got The Big Speech!
The big speech by Sgrmag August 2, 2018

CB-squelch speech 

Refers to where you jokingly imitate the "momentary static" sounds of a 40-channel two-way radio when saying something, often accompanied by making a "thumbing the mike" motion with your hand.
If you wanna truly amuse others with your "CB-squelch speech" antics, you need to imitate the "transmit and receive switching" sounds correctly --- when you begin a sentence, first vocalize about a second of raspy-exhaled "radio hash" sound, then speak in an emotionless monotone as you "say your piece", and finally wrap up with a brief loud-static "sound byte".

Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static
CB-squelch speech by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Freedom of speech 

Will can decide whatever the fuck he wants and Charlie will do nothing about it
An ornery internet man who gets way too easily offended.
The speeb complained about too many repetitive threads.
speeb by Foster Powderhorn December 10, 2004

speechless sleepless 

'speechless sleepless' is experienced by an individual when they are left both speechless and sleepless as a result of being away for the most important and special person in the entire universe.

When the special person says or does something to stun the individual, speech may either totally cease or in a less extreme case, the individual may experience a slight wheezing noise each time they attempt a word. And because of the distance between the two, sleeplessness is experienced double fold.

The experiencer of speechless sleepless, will feel extremely light headed 1) because they are still thinking constantly about their special person 2) because attempts at trying to speak but with no success expends vast energy 3) restlessness because they can't get to bed. In addition, an intoxication involving immense feelings of love or euphoria can also be felt and intensifies the experience of 'speechless sleepless'
yikes, i can't speak or sleep or breath... i must be suffering from an severe case of speechless sleepless.