shorties

(n.) A hawt suburban woman.

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

Jersey Shore Girls

No matter where you go you'll never find a girl better than the ones at the Jersey Shore. We're not the bennies that live there 2 out of the 12 monthes. We survive on corona and surf taco while catchin every wave we can.

Jersey Shore girls best/chillest in the world!

by Lauren March 14, 2005

jersey shore

a term that only bennies use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'.

Pennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the Jersey Shore, but is it me, or is this traffic terrible?
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!

by seabee May 1, 2006

the jersey shore

Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.

My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore

by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010

Shoregasm

An unexpectud ejaculation after watching at least two full hours of the MTV show "Jersey Shore", after going through the daily trinity (Gym Tan Laundry)(GTL) or after fist pumping like a champ all night at the club

Bro, i had a shoregasm after that "Jersey Shore" marathon last night.

GTL makes me shoregasm

by Thawk147 January 15, 2010

shotie

a shotie is a brosley and much wenlock term 4 a bong

are mate lets pop a shotie

by shaun January 15, 2004

Shosie

definetly; for sure. can be used in place of "oh fo sho" or "sure thing".

"so are you going to that party this weekend?"
response: "shosie! aren't you?"

by Katalin Skelton August 16, 2006