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Pennsylvanian jellyfish 

The act of pissing in a girls vaginal cavity and proceeding to cum in her vagina. Letting the sperm float like a jellyfish.

pennsylvanian boy 

(In response to Belgian girl): A pennsylvanian boy is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will give and give to make you the happiest person ever, even if it is at the expense of his own happiness. He'll do anything for you and make you feel like a princess. He will always be there for you and can cheer you up at any time. Even if he makes a mistake, he will never hurt you on purpose. And he will love you with all his heart no matter what. And I love him too.
I missed that pennsylvanian boy when he went away to the Navy.

Pennsylvanian Gentleman 

While having protected sex. Right before you are about to bust a nut. Pull off the condom and slap her in the face with it and then bust your load on her face. Then proceed to walk away and say " I Bid You Adieu"
Tom was such a Pennsylvanian Gentleman to texas lastnight.

Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid 

When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.
Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.

Pennsylvanian Crayon 

n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home
Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.
Pennsylvanian Crayon by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019

Pennsylvanian Passenger train 

A man mounts a dildo on either side of his penis then tapes them (preferably with duct tape) along with his penis in the middle, the penetrates an anus or vagina, depending on sexuality and fetish.
Woman: Did you hear about last night? Rebecca asked her boyfriend to do something naughty, and he did the Pennsylvanian Passenger Train!