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Pennsylvanian jellyfish 

The act of pissing in a girls vaginal cavity and proceeding to cum in her vagina. Letting the sperm float like a jellyfish.
Aidan Gave tyann a Pennsylvanian jellyfish the other night.

pennsylvanian boy 

(In response to Belgian girl): A pennsylvanian boy is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will give and give to make you the happiest person ever, even if it is at the expense of his own happiness. He'll do anything for you and make you feel like a princess. He will always be there for you and can cheer you up at any time. Even if he makes a mistake, he will never hurt you on purpose. And he will love you with all his heart no matter what. And I love him too.
I missed that pennsylvanian boy when he went away to the Navy.

Pennsylvanian Gentleman 

While having protected sex. Right before you are about to bust a nut. Pull off the condom and slap her in the face with it and then bust your load on her face. Then proceed to walk away and say " I Bid You Adieu"
Tom was such a Pennsylvanian Gentleman to texas lastnight.

Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid 

When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.
Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.

Pennsylvanian Crayon 

n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home
Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.
Pennsylvanian Crayon by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019

Pennsylvanian Passenger train 

A man mounts a dildo on either side of his penis then tapes them (preferably with duct tape) along with his penis in the middle, the penetrates an anus or vagina, depending on sexuality and fetish.
Woman: Did you hear about last night? Rebecca asked her boyfriend to do something naughty, and he did the Pennsylvanian Passenger Train!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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