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westernized muslim 

the muslims that are cool. the ones that know how to read and write, the ones that went to school the ones that don't try to throw their religion in your face and hate the terrorists that people that kill as much as you do
I'm friends with plenty of muslims but they are all westernized

westernized muslims can still keep their culture

see moderate muslim
westernized muslim by im me hi April 13, 2010
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All American Muslim 

All-American Muslim is a reality show on TLC on Sundays @ 10/9c . The show takes a look at life in Dearborn, Michigan-home to the largest mosque in the United States-through the lens of five Muslim American families.

Each episode offers an intimate look at the customs and celebrations, misconceptions and conflicts these families face outside and within their own community.
"I watched All American Muslim last night and it was awesome !"
All American Muslim by ToniCabrerra November 21, 2011

crazy muslim

Crazy muslim is a radom word you use to call ya mates when they do somthing funy or stupid, or tell your mates how much of a crazy muslim somone is.
"that carl kid is a goes syco off sugar he's a crazy muslim"
jesse " your unreal" trent " your a crazy muslim"
crazy muslim by Anominus August 29, 2005

secret muslim 

A person who has spent his life pretending not to be a Muslim, but who secretly is a Muslim and will forcibly convert the United States to Sharia Law after becoming President.

I got a fwdfwdfwd today that said Obama is a secret muslim. I was going to vote for him, but no way am I going to do that now. I'm going to vote for that old dude instead (yeah right).
secret muslim by Nosredna2009 June 11, 2008

White Muslim

The Forgotten Moslems Of Bosnia Albania And Turkey
Alija served in the bosnian war as a soldier of allah who fiighted the dirty pork eating serbs and croat christians Alija was a white man he was a White Muslim
White Muslim by BobDaddy October 8, 2018

Shite Muslim

More properly known as the "Shiite Muslim". A member of the branch of Islam that regards Ali.

(Ali was a Muslim caliph. Upon his assassination, Islam was divided into the Sunni's and the Shiites.)

A lot of people tend to think of the word, "Shit" when they see this word. Actually, it's pronounced shee-ite, and has no relativity whatsoever to that word.
A Shite Muslim is properly known as a Shiite Muslim.
Shite Muslim by Lunaire September 1, 2008

alabama muslim 

(Where a muslim takes a non-muslim woman and shats into her redsock after inserting his long cock he then drags her by the redsock and whips her head as she is crying he takes his prayer)
girl : NO NO NOOOO AHHHHHHH DONT SHAT INTO MY ANUSSSSS AAAAAHHHHHH YOUR AN Alabama muslim !!!!
muslim: ooooohhh habibi ahabk ahabk ahabkkkk oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
alabama muslim by YusofBinLaden April 14, 2017