Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.

1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.

by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

Confession Booth

Where people go to apologize for their sins, like calling their younger sibling a Ploopy, or just use it as a place to take a shit.

Beavis and Butthead entered the confession booth and pretended to be the reverend.

by JeffyFanatic5000 July 11, 2021

Condensed Sexy

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

by Kit January 7, 2005

Confession

Something you do when you're at peak high but still have a little bit of sanity left. Also rather impulsive and rash but still something one won't regret.

I wanted courage to make a confession so I ended up being high but rational, then said I liked them in a different language...

by YHKG November 1, 2021

confussed

adjective. (kon-fuss'd) to be in a state of confusion and agitation.

But you said she was your cousin but she was dead and now you say she is looking after your mother's cat. Now you want me to visit her, I've lost my car keys and I don't know where she lives! I'm confussed!

by PaulQ August 23, 2011

Text Confessing

The act of saying something of high value to you personally and sending it to someone through a text message.

Guy 1: What did you tell her?

Guy 2: I was text confessing everything...

by Haharyne March 7, 2010