Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
Get the Snowflakemug. Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
Get the Special snowflakemug. A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.
Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!
Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.
Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA
*Note - elites.
Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!
Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.
Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA
*Note - elites.
by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017
Get the golden snowflakemug. A person who silences disagreement with their agenda or escapes accountability for their actions by deceitfully feigning offense or hurt feelings when questioned about the accuracy or logic of their narrative.
No matter how obviously that snowflake John Doe is caught lying or stealing, it’s always the one catching him who’s in trouble, for, of course, “hurting his feelings”.
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll just nod, smile and give him what he wants.
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll just nod, smile and give him what he wants.
by Jrottn September 7, 2021
Get the Snowflakemug. A bunch of adult babies who get offended by the slightest thing, usually at a joke or a meme. Essentially, these type of people are the individuals that struggle to fit in and as a result, they have no friends. I think the reason they have no friends is because people are tired of even talking to then as it is like walking on eggshells. They can distort something one says into a totally different thing to fit their own narrative.
Not a snowflake: "What do you call a black person in a red car?"
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:
Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:
Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021
Get the Snowflakemug. a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns
A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)
by aliasie December 22, 2021
Get the snowflake shit disordermug. snou-flæ-k
Most commonly used by right wing individuals to describe people who take offense to things that they say that have been normalized to be considered offensive. Due to the current climate aimed at respecting all people, words that were once overseen as insults are most commonly seen in situation where the “snowflake” would call out the right wing person such as ‘retard’.
Most commonly used by right wing individuals to describe people who take offense to things that they say that have been normalized to be considered offensive. Due to the current climate aimed at respecting all people, words that were once overseen as insults are most commonly seen in situation where the “snowflake” would call out the right wing person such as ‘retard’.
“Are you fucking retarded?!”
“Hey man! That’s a slur bro you can’t say that”
“Stop being such a snowflake, people are so sensitive nowadays”
“Hey man! That’s a slur bro you can’t say that”
“Stop being such a snowflake, people are so sensitive nowadays”
by Connor’sButthole October 2, 2020
Get the Snowflakemug.