Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 26, 2023

Poot Sushi

A sushi that you poot (fart) on and then eat

"Mmm, just had some yummy poot sushi"

by Poot Sushi October 12, 2021

poot

to run away

Lyla is a poot

by Lyla the helpful aguirre February 5, 2020

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021

Poot

To toot on a person then poop

See skart.

Mike was a poot he was laughing like a laggard and then he changed his clothes.

by GluftenEed December 8, 2017