roota-poot 

A word describing someone very weak in character or someone who wants to be someone/something they are not.

All this crime in the area is caused by these little roota-poot gansters.

roota-poot by abstrak8 March 14, 2005

mating call of the poot bird 

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

mating call of the poot bird by pentozali August 23, 2010

cup of poot 

when you fart in your hand and then put your hand in someones face and open it up, thereby allowing the concentrated fart gas to enter their nostrils

i wanted to cup of poot dawn last weekend but i didnt have gas.

cup of poot by dawnhata\\\' October 20, 2003

Bunky poot panties 

When a woman fills her panties with a Mother Load of crap ,then sits on it, either on accident or on purpose to excite her lover(s).

Man, last night my wife got caught in traffic and had bunky poot panties. They were sagging with crap and dark brown.
She shook her butt in my face to try to turn me on for a quicky.

Bunky poot panties by george bush league April 28, 2009

boop snoot doot poot 

(vb): The act of booping the snoot of your favorite animal and it so awesome and then you do the poot right in your pantalones because you just can't

Mark: Yo why you change your pantalones
Me: Cuz I did a boop snoot doot poot on a good boi today
Mark: Wtf does boop snoot doot poot mean

boop snoot doot poot by Sir Baguette von Ballsack December 19, 2018

snooty poot

a person that feels they are too good to hang around others at the mobile park

Debra is a snooty poot cuz she thinks her 2 story double wide is nicer than my single wide

snooty poot by MajrPayneNurAss May 4, 2016

Rootie Poot 

A back woods country person that lives in nowhere land and is definitely a redneck. Usually doesn't have a lot of brains or common sense.

That old rootie poot attorney isn't worth nothing!

Rootie Poot by a874arh April 14, 2008