Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.

Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."

by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020

It's giving crumbs

When you or someone tries too hard to be relatable. Misuse of slang when they believe they are correct but are not. The best compliment you can give someone after "You thought you ate".

Friend 1: "Hey, that's so fetch that it's giving me every flavor, Yeet ."
Friend 2: "Wtf are you saying? That doesn't make any sense. It's giving crumbs"

by randomblueberry November 28, 2022

mr. crumpet

A type of male who is so attractive and stunning that you can’t help but call him a Mr. Crumpet. He looks as delicious as a british black tea with a side of crumpets and jam; you could indulge in him all day. Often british men are referred to as Mr. Crumpet because they enjoy crumpets while looking like a delicious snack at the same time.

Oh my goodness... Hector is such a Mr. Crumpet! He’s delicious!!

Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!

by ominousmuffin5678 May 4, 2019

crumbed sausage

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

crumbus

An imaginative lie or set of lies someone tells to uphold their reputation

Joe said he drank 27 jagerbombs last night, he's chatting absolute crumbus

by hazatrand February 12, 2019

butt crumpets

British form of dingleberries

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.

by jam13 September 14, 2006