by behzad.naseri January 22, 2011
Get the choking you mug.An ironic term used to convey one's desperation for a cigarette, but has since became a general term to convey ones desperation for just about anything.
Here mate, d'you want to tap us a fag, am pure chokin' man
Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like
Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it
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Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it
by Bazmundo Criteria April 1, 2011
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by Purell444 January 22, 2014
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by dreyertaz November 4, 2018
Get the Choring mug.Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?
Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?
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by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011
Get the Fake Chowing mug.Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.