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The act of pretending to eat a woman out.
Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?
by Blue Ophelia June 05, 2011

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A list of people you, a friend, or acquaintance would like to take to Pound Town.
He's so f*cking hot. I'm adding him to the Dick List.
by Blue Ophelia August 13, 2017

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