Colin-oscopy 

n. When an English teacher named Colin grades an essay harshly.

Damn, Mr. Steigleder gave me a routine Colin-oscopy on my Junior Thesis paper.

Colin-oscopy by Purell444 January 22, 2014

Colin Oscapy 

one of the classic joke names you ask for over the phone while sitting in the bar: the bar bimbo calls out for Colin Oscapy and it sounds like colonoscopy

i pranked the village tavern last night with Colin Oscapy !

Colin Oscapy by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

colonoscopy 

The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.

Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?

colonoscopy by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

virtual colonoscopy 

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

virtual colonoscopy by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

colonoscopy 

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.

Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.

colonoscopy by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

semi-colonoscopy 

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

semi-colonoscopy by cabot wonder June 17, 2010

colonoscopy backsplash 

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

colonoscopy backsplash by thewordlady January 24, 2017