An ironic term used to convey one's desperation for a cigarette, but has since became a general term to convey ones desperation for just about anything.
Here mate, d'you want to tap us a fag, am pure chokin' man

Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like

Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it
by Bazmundo Criteria March 16, 2011
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The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.
Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"
by cornfritter October 25, 2010
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When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.
I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."
by Vantality Akenfa April 09, 2010
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Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.
Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2018
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