An ironic term used to convey one's desperation for a cigarette, but has since became a general term to convey ones desperation for just about anything.
Here mate, d'you want to tap us a fag, am pure chokin' man

Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like

Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it
by Bazmundo Criteria March 16, 2011
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After snorting or smoking coke or crack the drips in the back of your throught can make your throat feel swollen and you start chokin.
Rolling down the highway smoking coke on foilies and I started chokin, couldn't breath, got a nigger exhausted.
by Jeffery [hugs] October 10, 2008
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The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.
Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"
by cornfritter October 25, 2010
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When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.
I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."
by Vantality Akenfa April 09, 2010
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Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.
Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2018
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