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Whiteheadist

A guy who has done everything sexually and enjoys big boobs and a trailer park ass. This person doesn't care how expensive things are when he goes on rampages breaking things. He likes a purple football team because he is gay like Barney. Enjoys throwing up on others peoples "carpets", being tucked into bed by a guy and then waking up naked the next day. Being good at basketball and ping pong he is good with balls of all sizes. Also enjoys sitting in his car that gets shitty gas mileage when his friend is in the "clinic" for an hour and a half.
You know your a Whiteheadist when you have videos of you being high on itunes right above your own homemade porn.

You also know your a Whiteheadist when you can only grow a goatee.
by Good Driver Discount December 15, 2010
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Whiteware

any of a broad class of ceramic products that are white to off-white in appearance and frequently contain a significant vitreous, or glassy, component. Including products as diverse as fine china dinnerware, lavatory sinks and toilets, dental implants, and spark-plug insulators, whitewares all depend for their utility upon a relatively small set of properties: imperviousness to fluids, low conductivity of electricity, chemical inertness, and an ability to be formed into complex shapes. These properties are determined by the mixture of raw materials chosen for the products, as well as by the forming and firing processes employed in their manufacture.
Traditional ceramic uses were dinnerwares,pottery and whitewares.
by pedramcontrol June 5, 2010
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whiteboardproblems

twitter hashtag, problems that arise as a result of studying, during or while studying, or as a result of a large amount of work and stress
engineer one- i ran out of food at the lib on my all-nighter and was forced to dumpster dive, in the lib so i wouldn't want to vom due to so much adderall

engineer two- serious #whiteboardproblems eh?

"i got 99 problems, and there all masteringphyics ones... #whiteboardproblems"

everyone has serious #whiteboardproblems finals week
by auzziedevil December 6, 2011
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whiteflake

A white person, often with good intentions, who is unable to accept that racism still exists in the present. A portmanteau of "white" and "snowflake."
Jill: "I don't know why they're still talking about race, equal rights were granted decades ago!"
John: "What a whiteflake"
by rosefly June 11, 2019
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WhiteForm

An infection that makes you turn white.
Omg Michael Jackson got WhiteForm!”
by ProFade December 22, 2020
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Whiteboard Baiting

When a teacher or adult unintentionally says innuendo to the class whilst giving a lesson, just waiting for a student to yell out "that's what she said" or fall into tears laughing.
Did you have Mr. Harris for physical science this morning?
Yeah. He was whiteboard baiting us for the whole class on friction!

He kept telling us "When you grab something and rub it, you create friction, which radiates heat from the object."
We were trying so hard not to laugh
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
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the Whitehead

The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki.
by modernman March 29, 2007
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