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Adjective:
1. hard-headed nonsense concerning history as it pertains to present events
2. a person that holds opinion on sensitive subjects without regard to reality
3. someone that believes they can speak about things they've had no supportive experience with, (i.e. race and race relations)

unaware airhead ridiculousfrivolous scatterbrained thoughtless mindless
He's trying to deal with it but he's so white he's ceramic!
ceramic by WillfulMystic June 20, 2020

Ceramic Dome 

Ceramic dome is very complex and expensive way to receive dome. Although the amount of work to achieve this feat may seem daunting, the reward is unmatched.
The first step is to find a Ceramic Wheel that is in good working condition. The Male then positions himself Back down onto the Ceramic wheel, with the Schlong perfectly Centered on the dead center of the wheel. The male then proceeds to spin around, with his rocket staying in the exact same place, due to exact centering. A woman Is then carefully lowered from above via an intricate series of pulleys and a Harness to keep her in place. She then proceeds to administer dome to the spinning male, while the Meat stick spins violently in the woman's mouth. Upon completion, you will become a well respected member of the community, and people will see you as the guy who successfully received ceramic dome.

Warning: Ceramic dome is for experts only, the act can be very dangerous and could result in personal injury if not executed properly.
Dude, they had to close down the Ceramics class room because some guy got Ceramic dome in there a few minutes ago.

Hey you see Mike over there, He got ceramic dome twice last year. Now he's a shoe-in to become the next mayor.

hey, Did you hear that Rich suffered a broken nose last week when trying to get ceramic dome? I guess he fell off the wheel, what a rookie.
Ceramic Dome by Domegetter4000 January 5, 2009

ceramic tiled 

Getting so drunk you end up on the bathroom floor, which is typically made of ceramic tile
Damn Dolby got ceramic tiled last night. She was on the bathroom floor all morning.
ceramic tiled by YungIncome February 26, 2014

Ceramic phone to God 

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.
Ceramic phone to God by moodus March 13, 2005

ceramic sock 

Usually a tube sock that has been ejaculated into. The man juice hardens over time
Siddesh just sits in his room making ceramic socks all day

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.
She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.
ceramic mascara by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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